Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
My penis needs a shock collar
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I need to align my fucking chakras
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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