he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Randomize
