I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
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