I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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