office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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