i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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