Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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