You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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