I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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