we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize