If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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