I like to think it a success when the cops are called
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
