We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I have post one night stand depression
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