I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
someone threw a dead crab at me
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize