ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
do herpes really smell.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Pooping to opera.
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