Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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