so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
We have started to decorate penises.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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