So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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