He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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