i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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