so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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