Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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