sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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