I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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