I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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