All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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