Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Send help, water and tortillas.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize