No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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