Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
zippers are such a cool invention
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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