people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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