Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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