Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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