See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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