got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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