Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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