I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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