i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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