I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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