Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I just had sex on a roof
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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