Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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