I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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