He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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