Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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