Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
