even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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