Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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