I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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