i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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