People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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