the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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