oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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