The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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