Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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