yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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