how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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