Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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