I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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